Girls with texting first.

Some guys say that they want the girl to text first right? But we never do because you know why? We think that you’re too busy or that if you wanted to talk to us you would. Some of us girls try to and we say “hi(: or heey” and this what we get in return: 
“ok”
“oh i see”
“lol”
“aha”
“haha”
“nope”
“yea”
We try to start a conversation with you and you end up being boring and reply with those stupidass replies. Thats why I don’t want to text first.

funny or not..??

Pembeli: “Dik, telur sekilo berapa?”
Penjual: “Telur ayam atau telur itik?”
Pembeli: “Telur ayam.”
Penjual: “Telur ayam biasa atau ayam kampung?”
Pembeli: “Ayam biasa.”
Penjual: “Yang tempatan atau yang import?”
Pembeli: “Yang tempatan.”
Penjual: “Yang tempatannya mahu yang dari Ipoh, Kuala Selangor atau Tampin?”
Pembeli: “Yang Ipoh lah…” (Sambil terlihat kesal).
Penjual: “Mahu yang Ipoh Pusat, Barat, Timur, Utara, atau Selatan?”
Pembeli: “Adik nie jual telur atau nak jalan-jalan?”
Penjual: “Maaf kak, saya penjual mee rebus kat sebelah. Kebetulan yang jual telur pergi makan. Saya disuruh berbual dulu dengan pembeli sampai dia datang.

teka teki,, teka tekok...

Teka-teki: Masa dia hidup kita menyanyi, masa dia mati kita tepuk tangan.


Jawapan: lilin masa sambut EPI BESDAY 

Teka-teki: Dalam banyak2 kera, kera ape yang pandai menaip???

Jawapan: Kerani
anyak-banyak bas, bas apa yang pandai?

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Mana lagi tua, motorsikal ke kereta?

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Pintu ape yang walaupun dengan 10 org pun tak leh nak tolak?
> Answer: Pintu yang ade tulis 'TARIK'




Nenek sape jalannya meloncat-loncat?
> Answer: Neneknye si katak




Gajah terbang dengan ape?
> Answer: Dengan susah payah......

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monkeys,, i like you...

monkey boy..

monkey girl..

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PERFECT TWO, JUST LIKE ME AND YOU

You can be the peanut butter to my jelly 
You can be the butterflies I feel in my belly 
You can be the captain and I can be your first mate
You can be the chills that I feel on our first date 
You can be the hero and I can be your side kick 
You can be the tear that I cry if we ever split 
You can be the rain from the cloud when it's stormin'
Or you can be the sun when it shines in the mornin'

Don't know if I could ever be
Without you cause boy you complete me
And in time I know that we'll both see
That we're all we need

Cause you're the apple to my pie 
You're the straw to my berry 
You're the smoke to my high 
And you're the one I wanna marry
Cause your the one for me for me

And I'm the one for you for you

You take the both of us of us

And we're the perfect two
We're the perfect two
Baby me and you
We're the perfect two


You can be the prince and I can be your princess 
You can be the sweet tooth I can be the dentist 
You can be the shoes and I can be the laces 
You can be the heart that I spill on the pages 
You can be the vodka and I can be the chaser 
You can be the pencil and I can be the paper 
You can be as cold as the winter weather
But I don't care as long as we're together

You know that I'll never doubt ya
And you know that I think about ya
And you know I can't live without ya
I love the way that you smile
And maybe in just a while
I can see me walk down the aisle

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