Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Girls with texting first.

Some guys say that they want the girl to text first right? But we never do because you know why? We think that you’re too busy or that if you wanted to talk to us you would. Some of us girls try to and we say “hi(: or heey” and this what we get in return: 
“ok”
“oh i see”
“lol”
“aha”
“haha”
“nope”
“yea”
We try to start a conversation with you and you end up being boring and reply with those stupidass replies. Thats why I don’t want to text first.

Tuesday, November 30, 2010

funny or not..??

Pembeli: “Dik, telur sekilo berapa?”
Penjual: “Telur ayam atau telur itik?”
Pembeli: “Telur ayam.”
Penjual: “Telur ayam biasa atau ayam kampung?”
Pembeli: “Ayam biasa.”
Penjual: “Yang tempatan atau yang import?”
Pembeli: “Yang tempatan.”
Penjual: “Yang tempatannya mahu yang dari Ipoh, Kuala Selangor atau Tampin?”
Pembeli: “Yang Ipoh lah…” (Sambil terlihat kesal).
Penjual: “Mahu yang Ipoh Pusat, Barat, Timur, Utara, atau Selatan?”
Pembeli: “Adik nie jual telur atau nak jalan-jalan?”
Penjual: “Maaf kak, saya penjual mee rebus kat sebelah. Kebetulan yang jual telur pergi makan. Saya disuruh berbual dulu dengan pembeli sampai dia datang.

Monday, November 29, 2010

teka teki,, teka tekok...

Teka-teki: Masa dia hidup kita menyanyi, masa dia mati kita tepuk tangan.


Jawapan: lilin masa sambut EPI BESDAY 


Teka-teki: Dalam banyak2 kera, kera ape yang pandai menaip???

Jawapan: Kerani

anyak-banyak bas, bas apa yang pandai?

Bus skolah lah... The OnLY bus yng pergi skolah





Mana lagi tua, motorsikal ke kereta?

Jawapan : Motosikal sbb dia pakai tongkat



Pintu ape yang walaupun dengan 10 org pun tak leh nak tolak?
> Answer: Pintu yang ade tulis 'TARIK'




Nenek sape jalannya meloncat-loncat?
> Answer: Neneknye si katak




Gajah terbang dengan ape?
> Answer: Dengan susah payah......

Saturday, November 27, 2010

monkeys,, i like you...

monkey boy..
monkey girl..






monkeys










                                                                                              
                                                                                                                    

PERFECT TWO, JUST LIKE ME AND YOU


You can be the peanut butter to my jelly 
You can be the butterflies I feel in my belly 
You can be the captain and I can be your first mate
You can be the chills that I feel on our first date 
You can be the hero and I can be your side kick 
You can be the tear that I cry if we ever split 
You can be the rain from the cloud when it's stormin'
Or you can be the sun when it shines in the mornin'

Don't know if I could ever be
Without you cause boy you complete me
And in time I know that we'll both see
That we're all we need

Cause you're the apple to my pie 
You're the straw to my berry 
You're the smoke to my high 
And you're the one I wanna marry
Cause your the one for me for me
And I'm the one for you for you
You take the both of us of us
And we're the perfect two
We're the perfect two
Baby me and you
We're the perfect two


You can be the prince and I can be your princess 
You can be the sweet tooth I can be the dentist 
You can be the shoes and I can be the laces 
You can be the heart that I spill on the pages 
You can be the vodka and I can be the chaser 
You can be the pencil and I can be the paper 
You can be as cold as the winter weather
But I don't care as long as we're together

You know that I'll never doubt ya
And you know that I think about ya
And you know I can't live without ya
I love the way that you smile
And maybe in just a while
I can see me walk down the aisle
                                                                                                                                                                                            by,lienanoni

saya sayang kawan saya ;)

ara and me..
NUR FARAHIN RANNIS,,

kau kawan aku selamanya,,ingat tu.. kau kawan aku selamanya... i really miss you and our memories.. jangan lupakan aku tau.... baby bushuk     


 by,lienanoni<3









petua kuku cantik dan sihat...

senang je kalau nak memiliki kuku yang sihat dan berkilat,, bahan-bahan nya mudah dan anda boleh memilikinya di dapur,, percaya x? kalau tak percaya,, cube pergi ke dapur dan tengok ade x bawang putih kat situ..... hah! BAWANG PUTIH, merupakan bahan yg digunakan utk menjadikan kuku kelihatan lebih berkilat dan sihat...


langkah-langkah nya:
  • kupas kulit bawang putih,, kemudian basuh sehingga bersih
  • kemudian, rajang bawang putih halus-halus
  • seterusnya, ambil bawag putih sedikit demi sedikit dan sapukan pada kuku anda.. 
  • akhir sekali,, biar kan kering kemudian bilas... 
korunk cubelah,,untuk kesihatan juga... aku pon nk cube lepas ni...    
petua ni aku dapat dari mak aku,,kuku beliau cedera pada suatu masa dahulu.. jadi,belia mengamalkan petua ini,, alhamdulillah...berhasil..
                                                                                                                                              by,lienanoni

Friday, November 26, 2010

for the rest of my life- lienanoni

I praise Allah for sending me you my love
You found me home and sail with me
And I`m here with you
Now let me let you know
You`ve opened my heart
I was always thinking that love was wrong
But everything was changed when you came along
OOOOO
And theres a couple words I want to say
For the rest of my life
I`ll be with you
I`ll stay by your side honest and true
Till the end of my time
I`ll be loving you. loving you
For the rest of my life
Thru days and night
I`ll thank Allah for open my eyes
Now and forever I I`ll be there for you
I know that deep in my heart
I feel so blessed when I think of you
And I ask Allah to bless all we do
You`re my wife and my friend and my strength
And I pray we`re together eternally
Now I find myself so strong
Everything changed when you came along
OOOO
And theres a couple word I want to say
For the rest of my life
I`ll be with you
I`ll stay by your side honest and true
Till the end of my time
I`ll be loving you. loving you
For the rest of my life
Thru days and night
I`ll thank Allah for open my eyes
Now and forever I I`ll be there for you
I know that deep in my heart now that you`re here
Infront of me I strongly feel love
And I have no doubt
And I`m singing loud that I`ll love you eternally
For the rest of my life
I`ll be with you
I`ll stay by your side honest and true
Till the end of my time
I`ll be loving you.loving you
For the rest of my life
Thru days and night
I`ll thank Allah for open my eyes
Now and forever I I`ll be there for you
I know that deep in my heart

ade ape dengan tarikh ini??

31st JULY,,  
hari yang bersajarah kepada..... 
  • amalina unonis: it is her birthday that makes her getting  older,older,,older,, and older...
  • tanah melayu: pelancaran darurat telah ditamatkanwalaupun tanah melayu telah mencapai kemerdekaan... 
                                                                                               by,lienanoni 

Tuesday, November 23, 2010

mEOww>>

KUCING TERMENUNG.....  Cube lihat gambar kucing itu dengan sepenuh perasaan...semua kerisauan aku terkandung didalam nyer...termenung sampai dah tak boleh nak bertongkat dagu pun, mata dah tak menggambarkan sebarang keriangan, bibir hanya boleh mengukir senyuman paksaan, dahi yang tetap berkerut walaupun tak makan benda2 masam...that was me at this time... 


by, lienanoni

hmmm,, lots of prob

huh,, problems around me... too much..   but, don't worry.. I'm okay.. you always make me smile... I'll miss you a lot  friends
 ..bestie..
from the day i met you i know we'd be together, now i wanna be with you forever,,, but,if the day comes that i have to let you go,, i never let you go...
BABY, i love you and i never let you go....
you'll never be replaced...


                                                                     
                                                                                                    by.,liena noni
                             

terima kasih..

aku kawan ngan korank ikhlas... aku sayang kawan aku laa... aku syg korg.. jgn tggl kan aku.. please..

  by,lienanoni
“Apa yang kita alami demi teman kadang-kadang melelahkan dan menjengkelkan, tetapi itulah yang membuat persahabatan mempunyai nilai yang indah”
 “Persahabatan sering menyuguhkan beberapa cobaan, tetapi persahabatan sejati bisa mengatasi cobaan itu bahkan bertumbuh bersama”
“Siapa yang ingin bersama anda pada saat tiada satupun yang dapat anda berikan??. Merekalah sahabat-sahabat anda”
“Mempunyai satu sahabat sejati lebih berharga dari seribu teman yang mementingkan diri sendiri”

by,lienanoni:)

Friendship is love with wings

Yesterday brought the beginning, tomorrow brings the end but somewhere in the middle we've become the bestie ♥
yesterday, today n tomorrow r not a fairytale...so, we've to face our days together..

by, lienanoni

A real friend is there when you need them..

dearest,friends...
The rain may be falling hard outside,
But your smile makes it all alright.
I'm so glad that you're my friend.
I know our friendship will never end."..
 



by,lienanoni <3



                                                                           by,lienanoni
Words of Friendship

True Friends
There are many people
that we meet in our lives
but only a very few
will make a lasting impression
on our minds and hearts
It is these people that we will
think of often
and who will always remain
important to us
as true friend

by, lienanoni